Endless Procrastination...

I'm Rachel. I'm 23 years old and I have a degree in psychology. I do social work things. I like to speak to myself in a British accent sometimes, color when I'm bored, and waste my life on the internet. I do some productive stuff with my life, including my album of awesome original music.

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90s Animal Planet:
Animals are cool, kids! They can be your friends! But watch out, some are dangerous! Ooh, watch Jeff Corwin handle the most venomous snake in Africa! Aw, look at the tiger babies! Oh, let's learn about conserving the environment! Remember kids, we must respect this planet, because it's the animals' home as well!
2013 Animal Planet:
ANIMALS WILL FUCKING KILL YOU. And guess what? PARASITES WILL TOO! Yes I know those aren't really animals, I guess. OH YEAH HERE'S SOME PSEUDO-SCIENCE ABOUT BIGFOOT. He's an animal too, right? WATCH THIS WOMAN GET EATEN BY HER PET CHIMPANZEE. ANIMALS ARE SCARY, KIDS. BE CAUTIOUS AROUND YOUR PET LIZARD OK. oh look kittens!
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90s History Channel:
Here kids, we're gonna talk about this society today. History from all time periods and all countries. Isn't this stuff fascinating? Watch us dig up a tomb!
Early 2000's History Channel:
So there's this guy named Hitler. And he's pretty bad. Let us tell you how bad Hitler is. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. Hitler. More Hiltler. Hey have you heard about this guy named Hitler?
2013 History Channel:
Aliens moonshiners aliens rednecks aliens pawnshops aliens aliens aliens hey have we mentioned aliens because aliens
2014 History Channel:
Was Hitler an Alien?

clavid:

I like when you learn a secret about somebody and then you look at the things they say and do in the light of that secret and you understand them a little more and why they are the way they are

officialunitedstates:

juggalo-prince:

officialunitedstates:

new rule.  if you’re going to reblog my post and add a comment you will now be charged accordingly

i do not accept the chrages

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theroguefeminist:

i literally find every iteration of this meme HILARIOUS no matter what fandom it involves

(Source: clracomalfoy)

mostly-jensen:

rawrimmadinosaur22:

Harry Potter is like a fine whisky; it gets better with age.

Sherlock is like heroin; everyone is itching for their next fix.

Doctor Who is like red wine; mature and has a big history.

Supernatural;

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(Source: superklainelockednurse)

hesolvescrimesandiblogaboutit:

hellsbellscastiel:

dean-and-his-gay-thing:

I need season 10 to consist of everyone telling Sam:

"You have one hell of a brother."

and Sam’s bitchface

Dean’s reaction:

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Sam’s reaction:

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#one brother from hell… #the other in it

(Source: dean-and-his-gay-thing)

f0xyshy:

If Linkin Park plays in the forest and no one is around to hear it, in the end, does it even matter?

(Source: fuckmethatishot)

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usasheeran:

Don’t (Explicit) - Ed Sheeran

I didn’t know I needed this in my life ‘til I heard it. What a beauty.

(Source: boewing)

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supmariss:

I’m not holding out for you.

(Source: windbutler)

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